Mirth Moments for the Minister

Heaven's Rejects?

I was at the beach with my children when my 4-year-old son ran up to me, grabbed my hand, and led me to the shore, where a sea gull lay dead in the sand. "Mommy, what happened to him?" the little boy asked. "He died and went to heaven," I replied. My son thought a moment and then said, "And God threw him back down?"