Andy Chapp, The Funnies
Confronted by two doctors and an HMO manager at the Pearly Gates, St. Peter asked them to identify and explain themselves.
The first doctor stepped forward."I was a pediatric spine surgeon and helped
children overcome deformities!" "You may enter," St. Peter said.
The second doctor stepped up. "I was a psychiatrist and helped people find peace!" St. Peter ushered him through the gates.
The HMO manager stepped forward. "As an HMO manager, I helped people get cost-effective health care!" St. Peter waved him forward, but stopped him right as he got to the gates. "You may stay for three days. After that, you're out of here!"